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Issendai's Lair > Bishonen > Riku > I want to play Kingdom Hearts!

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I want to play Kingdom Hearts!

...but I can't because I don't own it.

Or a PlayStation 2.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the webmistress of the largest Riku shrine on the Web does not even own a PlayStation. I hear the sound of a thousand hands slapping a thousand foreheads. "Why did you start a shrine to Riku, then?" I hear you cry.

Well, have you ever seen the intro?

I rest my case.

In any case, I cannot play Kingdom Hearts. Because of that, I cannot fill this shrine with snarky, libidinous commentary give you the intelligent, reasoned discussion of Riku which you deserve. And since I am flat broke with a staggering load of grad-school debt, there is no PS2 in the offing.

So I'm offering you a deal: One Riku shrine stuffed with articles, commentary, walkthroughs, original screenshots, AVIs, hard-to-find links, and blitherings about Riku's butt, in return for a dollar.

[This request for donations is now closed! Details to follow.]

After you've donated, email me with your internet handle and I'll put your name up here. You get one mention for each dollar you donate, so you can dominate the page with your financial might! Donate $10, and I'll rename a boss after you. Donate $15, and I'll rename a section of the game after you (i.e., the Moonwings Catgirl Memorial Whale Stomach). Donate $20, and I'll rename a major character after you. Donate $50, and I'll name one of my children after you.

Donors

All money donated to the fund will go toward buying the most reasonably-priced PlayStation 2 and copy of Kingdom Hearts that I can find. None of it will be spent on anything else.