Five Things Makes a Post

Back in my LiveJournal days, we said, “Five things makes a post.” If you didn’t have enough to say on any one topic to make a post, you could roll up five smaller topics and call it macaroni.

(This was in the days before Twitter. Ah, how I miss them.)

So, my five things:

Roisin Kiberd’s article “The Internet of Estranged Families is out, and it’s delightful. Not least because she interviewed me for it. Go! Read!

I figured out how to adjust the tension on my serger, which is the missing piece I needed to actually use my serger. Turns out that you need to lift the presser foot before adjusting the tension. WHICH MAKES PERFECT SENSE, YES, OF COURSE, WHY SHOULD A COMPLETELY UNRELATED LEVER CONTROL THE TENSION PLATES AAAAAAUGH. But now my serger is obeying, and I’m serging everything. I may never do a period seam finish again.

Next step: Figuring out how to change the tension so the stitches from the left needle, the ones that create the actual seam, are as tight as sewing-machine stitches would be. Right now I sew with the machine and use the serger to finish the seam, which is one step more than my lazy ass needs to do.

After that: Figuring out how to do precision sewing when the serger is set up to prevent you from having any earthly idea where the needles meet the fabric.

And then: Figuring out how to pin fabric for the serger. Sewing machines pass over pins easily, but sergers have two needles AND A BLADE, which means that for a pin, the serger is like a temple room out of Indiana Jones. And every time the pin loses, the temple-builder has to pay money to fix the swinging blades and restock the poison darts.

I finally got Burda Pattern 7977! After much fussing and dithering and being told by the Internet that it wasn’t in stock at Joann’s, I checked the drawers on a whim, and it was there. I feel oddly accomplished for something that I could have done weeks ago by handing money to Amazon. BUT. It’s done! I have it!

The sleeves are indeed early period-shallow, with only a slight curve instead of the convoluted arches and concavities of modern sleeves. The downside is that the shoulder seam is well off the shoulder. Once I get the rest of the dress to fit I can modify it. I think. Maybe? It’s more complicated than tilting the curve of the armhole to meet the right point on the shoulder, but I’m in denial about that and plan to stay there for a while. For now, I have a pattern to use to get started on period sleeves.

Viking male garb is extremely comfortable, even when you miscalculate the crotch curve of your poofy pants and can’t cross your legs as a result. It turns out that poofy pants create an air pocket around your legs, so you have your own waist-to-knee AC even on hot and sweaty days. And if you make them poofy enough you can add extremely un-period pockets, and no one will ever know.

I updated the lists of female and family names from Haiti, and decided the data on male names was ready for the world. Enjoy!

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