Fossil Roo
It's not actually the Fossil Roo. It's the Fossil
Rue.
Thus follows the grand adventure of the Fossil Rue, which can be
summarized as:
Dust. Cool.
The parrot-feathered revenge of every turkey you ever ate. Not
cool.
Massive XP! COOL!
Whoa. Purple blender. Do you think it'll have massive XP, too?
...What's a "Death" spell do?
...Oh.
RUN!
Runrunrunrunwho the fuck put these swinging axes here?runrunrunrunrunrunFIGHT!
We WON! Give us our mega-XP! —Oh, crap, it revived. RUN! Runrunrunrun
LOOKOUTFORTHEHOLELOOKOUTFORTHEHOLE! FIGHT! Are we alive? Good! RUN!
DODGE THE HOLE DODGE THE HOLE DODGE THE—oh look, it fell into
the hole.
Whew.
Breasts.
Why did Dagger just slap me?
Oh look, a fight. Are we supposed to win this one? What kind of
stuff does she have? Cool! What's this do? —Oh look, she ran
away. What was that she said? Something about Dagger? Dammit, why
does Dagger get all the cool babes and all I have is a sarcastic
remark from Kuja?
Dirt.
More dirt.
A possessive miner.
More dirt.
Gargants! Wild and free! Roaming across the range of manmade beams
as their forefathers did before them! Urgh, upside-down riding on
the jounciest arachnid know to whatever race Zidane is. Lucky he's
got that prehensile tail to help him hang on. ...Only he's not using
the tail. Oh.
So why does he have it again?
Because fangirls think tails are sexy, Issendai.
Good point.
Jounce jounce jounce jounce jounce.
Throw a switch.
Jounce jounce jounce jounce jounce.
Open a treasure chest.
Jounce jounce jounce jounce jounce.
Throw another switch.
Jounce jounce jounce jounce jounce.
Buy some crap from a miner. Even in the depths of the earth, you
can still go shopping. I like these people.
...Oh, look, a Moogle. And Stiltzkin. Does that little bugger have
an actual purpose, or is he just some kind of tiger-striped harbinger
of doom?
Jounce jounce jounce jounce jounce.
Oh, look, another miner.
SOMEBODY WALLED UP A MOOGLE? AND I SET IT FREE? CAN I PUT IT BACK?
 Jounce
jounce jounce jounce jounce.
FREEDOM!
On to Delaware...
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