Game Log
+ Prologue
+ Pirate actors
+ Alexandria 1
+ Alexandria 2
+ The Woods
+ Cleyra
+ A pause
+ The Castle
+ The Iifa Tree
+ Fossil Roo
+ Conde Petie
+ Madain Sari
+ The Desert
+ The Desert Palace
+ Ipsen's Castle

Snark
+ Everything I never needed to know I learned from FF9
+ FF9 is a family game...

Characters
+ Zidane Tribal
+ Tantalus
+ Vivi Ornithopter
+ Garnet
+ Kuja
+ Garland

 

Ipsen's Castle
The Mind of an Adventurer

The place: A greebly upside-down castle.

The object: A huge stone mural depicting some sort of vague valorous theme, probably having to do with violence.

The actor: Zidane, who, despite being 16 and an anorexic potion-junkie thief, is the brains of the party.

A question mark appears above Zidane's head.

LEAVE
EXAMINE

Well, of course we're going to examine it.

LEAVE
EXAMINE
PUSH

Hnnngh... hnnngh...

Nada.

LEAVE
EXAMINE
PUSH
POUND

Ah, yes. When in doubt, up the violence.

*thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump*

...Nada.

LEAVE
EXAMINE
PUSH
POUND
THINK

Oh, NOW that option occurs to you?

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