Some aeons ago, I was addicted to Final Fantasy IX. These are the game logs and snark I wrote during that time. Wecome to...

The Useless Guide to Final Fantasy IX

Game Logs

Prologue: Adventures in PlaystationLand
Pirate Actors: In which many cutscenes take place
Alexandria: In which an entire town is addicted to Magic: The Gathering - Part 1 Part 2
The Woods: It's called the Ragtime What?
Cleyra: In which Garnet proves that she is not a real teenaged girl
A pause to ponder: Food in FFIX, part 1
The Castle: Deep thoughts from Zidane on the might of female warriors
The Iifa Tree: Thoughts on Kuja
Fossil Roo: Japench and lots of gratuitous jouncing
Conde Petie: Food (and sex) in FFIX, part 2
Madain Sari: Food in FFIX, part 3
The Desert: A quick review, plus some random whingeing
The Desert Palace: Did someone get the name of Kuja's decorator?
Ipsen's Castle: The mind of an adventurer

Snark

Everything I never needed to know I learned from FF9

FF9 is a family game. You can tell because all of the families are broken.